Tag Archives: Nature

Midnight Hole & Max Patch

During Fall Break in 2005, it was decided that a big group of us should head to the Great Smoky Mountains for a little camping and hiking.

from left: Jennifer Rocha, Alex Liollio, Anna Adams, Alex Ford, Caroline Madigan, Alex Schriber, Josh Agner. Travis Burns, Andy Francis, and Mark Phillips would join us later on.

One of the first things we did was hit up the ice cold waters of one of my favorite places in the whole world, the Midnight Hole in Big Creek. Keep in mind, it’s October, probably 60 degrees outside, and this water is like 50 degrees. It’s 50 degrees even in the middle of summer. Regardless, Liollio was the first one submerged. After a little time, and a little condescending comments concerning our manhood, Josh Agner and I joined him on the towering boulders that line the swimming hole.

We decided to do some flips:

The next day we headed to the foggy pastures of Max Patch. We hauled our gear to the campsite, a spot tucked away in a small grove of trees a step off of the Appalachian Trail. A spot that was ill prepared for what was about to come crashing down onto its serene setting. The eerie light that filtered through the thick mist and brown leaves was a prelude of the night to come.

Let me make a very long story short. What followed that evening was a string of events that would scare even the strongest of souls. A combination of macaroni and tuna, a constant rain, a wild turkey, a slimy lizard, missing long johns, wet boots (not from the rain), and a powerful fist to the face would threaten friendships and frighten Mother Nature.

But we banded together to overcome the hardships, and our eyes were opened to the beauty of nature and to the simple truth that all we need in life is a good camping spot and our closest friends.

It pleased Liollio when he found that we had all arrived at the same conclusion.


- posted by Alex Ford

Cosmos Alex and Earth Alex

Once upon a time, there was a friendship that spanned both time and space. This is the story of two great men. Together they shared a name, and eventually a house, but had little else in common.

Cosmos Alex was a man who thought in terms of galaxies and eons. He had the force of 50 black holes and the immediacy of a doomed planet engulfed in flames.

Earth Alex was a man of single moments and moss-covered stones. He lived simply, with the speed of a Galapagos turtle.

For awhile they observed one another in confusion.
Through the trees, Earth Alex saw an uncontrollable force that he could not understand.

From the sky, Cosmos Alex saw a dried-up rock, content to circle a slow path. (come on man, really?)

Finally, Journeyman Dan arrived to shed new light on Cosmos Alex’s past.

Dan was a traveler by nature. He was able navigate the complex facets of the two Alexes. But while he became a translator and a diplomat, Dan was not content to be still. Soon the three set out on a great adventure.

They journeyed to the west, where vast canyons and crazy bison were enough to entertain them all. Dan taught Cosmos Alex to throw a baseball that didn’t disintegrate into fiery particles on impact.

He even taught Earth Alex that some animals are just damn ugly.

They cemented their bond with a photo to commemorate the trip. Thinking ahead, Dan
realized that an old-fashioned picture would suit everyone. Earth Alex likes things that look old,
and Cosmos Alex appreciates a chance to be in character.

Whether or not they took this too far is up for debate.

- A Tale by Caroline Madigan